Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Poem...Chinese Poem

After i finished watching "In the Eye of the Beholder" ( 秋香怒點唐伯虎), suddenly felt wanna poem,

别人笑我太疯癫,我笑他人看不穿 by famous Tong Pak Fu..

冚家剷泥齊種樹 (All family member together spade soil grow tree)
汝家池塘多鮫魚 (Looi's family pond many "GAL" fish)
魚肥果熟嫲撚飯(Fish Fat, Fruit Ripe *******)
你老母兮親下廚(Your mom come and cook)

by famous Stephen Chow...This is the best chinese poem i learnt

p/s: Ming, please help me to translate the ***** part)

Monday, May 17, 2010

2 bikes & 3 persons laying down

Whoa..it been i while i din update my blog (actually just dun have the initiative to do so). Each time wanna start to write something, the something seems fly away suddenly and i dunno what to write next.

Ok, bout the 2 bikes & 3 persons laying down, two weeks ago while i was driving along Guthrie Expressway on my way to Kuala Selangor. I witnessed an accident. I saw two motorcycles collided, when one bike suddenly stopped and one bike behind unable to avoid it, they clashed. Total of 3 casualties, i guessed that the impact of the collision did not cause any fatalities. But i done nothing except watching them helplessly laying at the road, caused i cruising 120 km/h and unable to stop that time, even i stopped i will be 2 km from the scene(felt quite guilty after that). While i witnessing the collision, only these few words from me " POKKAI! (Before they clashed) " and "DIU LO!!(After they clashed)".

This accident, remind me of my fren, Mr leong, almost 10 years ago, i witnessed something like that too, but that time really stunned 9 me. Watching someone i knew and hit by a motorbike. I was stunned about 2 or 3 sec before i rushed to see him die or alive. Luckily he suffered minor scratches and scolding from his mom ( but i dunno whether he suffered from long term erectile dysfunction from that accident or not la).

From this accident, i learned not to drive so fast at the road, in case of any accident happened, you can stopped or slow down to see what is the plate number to buy 4D. HAHAHA (kidding only, i not that cold blooded).

p/s: pls dun ask me which mr leong i mentioning, i won't disclose his identity here.