Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Hot TEMPER!!!

These few days dunno why so easily get HOT TEMPER!!! When driving the car in front dun move after 2 seconds green light already cursing the driver's MOM. When some idiots cut queue curse the driver's DAD. When i cut queue and that bastard dun give space then i cursed his/her WHOLE FAMILY.

During work also same, when so pokkai called and asking me to do this and that then already cursing something else dy. GOSH.....

If can get something like this then nice...


the same person will be nicer...YAHOO.....

But life is suck if something like this...


Like this better DIE lo.....

ENjoy....

p/s: hope tomorrow will curse ppl's family less la....haiz...

Monday, December 28, 2009

Are Female's Imagination more interesting?

Ok, previously i watched a clip, it was a stand alone comedy, where a guy talk to make ppl laugh. And i remember that he had mentioned about girls which what had i gone through this 2 days. He said that if your gf dreamt that you are having a affair then she believed that that true.

My case is just sightly different which like this. Me and Ms Pan are watching Born Rich 富貴門 these two days. If you watched this drama who also knw that Angie are flirting with Marcus where Marcus are married with children. When there is a scene Angie and Marcus together, Ms Pan will keep on MUMBLING "BITCH..BITCH (perempuan murahan)" then "Damn that MAN...". After that, she will looking at me as if i having the same AFFAIR too...KNS...I am FUCKING innocent men, and she just using the same starring on me. This keep on continue whenever she see that scene. HAIZ....

Watch drama already like this, if she dream me having AFFAIR then me mai POK KAI dy???

p/s: i think i need to quickly finish that drama better...if not dunno how long i need to suffer ..

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Treasure Hunter movie review

Watched this movie yesternight.. Initially though wanna watch Avatar unfortunately only available on front row although bought in evening. And this movie is Mandarin movie...erm, if they talked too fast cannot understand what they mean then need to read the subtitle.



Ok, Here the synopsis:
In the northwest desert where countless prosperous dynasties have flourish and fall, there is rumor of a treasure of unbelievable riches buried among it. A group of mysterious guardian have been guarding the map to the location of the treasure until a fierce rivalry erupted. A notorious international crime group, The Company hunted down the map keeper and before they managed to secure the map, the keeper passed the map to a young chivalrous man Ciao Fei (Jay Chou).

Ciao Fei was forced to give up the map to save the live of his mentor’s daughter Lan Ting (Lin Chi Ling),. Teaming up with Hua Ding Bang (a famous archeologist) and Lan Ting they embark on a dangerous journey to recover the map and fight to protect the ancient treasure.




Here my summary:
If you read the synopsis above, you will think will have many action part, the treasure hunting process will be very adventures, and also there will be many treasure at the tomb. Sorry for those who wanna watch this movie and read this blog. For me two words to describe this movie, "SIENZZZZ" and "PUI".... ("PUI" = spliting out saliva)

I don't is my problem not understand the mandarin or this movie is "PUI". Even Ms Pan felt this movie is SIENZZZ. Anyhow, those describe is based on personal view.

Why this movie catergorized "PUI"? I tell you why, you don't know why suddenly will have this characters, they suddenly come out and then don't come out again ( NOT one, MANY MANY), I don't know why that is like this and that ( they never explain how that come out and why is like that...Confusing), the adventures to the tomb is SUCKS...Like nothing..like can straight go in to the center of the tomb only one stage of trap...haiz...SIENZZ le...And the ending of the movie is like HANGING... erm.....
Luckily one this good above this movie is the theme song of this movie..sang by Jay Chou and dunno who.

My Overall rating: 5/10

p/s: Luckily not sit front row for this movie, if not sure SUCKS.....

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Am I being bestowed DATO' or TAN SRI and i don't it???

Lately, i think start from this month, i received many calls looking for Dato' and Tan Sri. And they not called once although they knew they dialed the wrong number, they CALLED few times a row. Which something like this,

Phone rang, i picked up
X: Good Morning, Dato' ...I called from XXX
Me: Sorry, wrong number
X: Oh, sorry, sorry

Moment later,
X: Good Morning, Dato' ...I called from XXX..just want confirm with you the quotation about the #$%^$&^$*^&. So are you ok with it?
(Me purposely let him finish his sentences)
Me: Sorry, you dialed the wrong number again....
X: HAIZ.....cut the line....

After this call, then later got another ppl looking for Tan Sri pula....same thing, again n again n again......

Maybe i really being bestowed and i duno....HAHAHA


YAHOO!!!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Oh NO, is another Christmas!!!

Hohoho...another Christmas is coming soon, very soon. I like Christmas because HOLIDAY...damn syiok bout it (pity to my fren kevin leong, he maybe had to work day after christmas). But Christmas means need to get something to GF as a Christmas gift, i can tell you that i din even prepare or even think anything for her. GOSH, this is more difficult to decide than building highrise.

Haiz, want to buy this, not enuf duit, want to buy that also not enuf duit...then wanna buy that dunno she like it or not...then that lo, dunno she need it or not... haiz...**garu kepala**

If really no idea, and my last choice is this:

Beras Cap Rambutan

At least i can eat too ...HAHAHA

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL......

Monday, December 21, 2009

Am i LOYAL to my GF?

Based on this photo, can you tell how loyal is me to my relationship with Ms Pan?



Ok, yes we do quarrel fortnightly or sometimes weekly. But i am loyal to my gf, ok .... even though sometimes i watched Japanese "LOVE" action movie, but that din not mean i not loyal towards our relationship.....Ok i can explain for the picture above.

Here is my explaination, since christmas is coming and i yet to find any christmas gift for her. And that day at the curve suddenly i spotted a perfect gift her and the same time someone took this picture and causing some misunderstanding.



For this picture, i'm not a manic OK... i just want to feel the mannequin's boobs fabric only, that all..nothing much. And from here i can prove that i am still loyal towards our relationship. ...Ms Pan, i am serious towards our relationship.



And about this picture, i had nothing to explain....haiz....

Wish everyone have a Merry Christmas and a wonderful Winter Solstice

p/s: Pls, i not a MANIC ok...those pictures only play play only...HAHAHA


Saturday, December 19, 2009

Time's UP!!!

I worked for 1.5 years dy, is time i need to think and plan. Plan for my career. I cannot imagine i work the SAME thing in 10 years time. NONO!!!, that day i have a short talk with my boss, he said that engineering is a very "square" things, cause many things is limited by the code of practice and standards. That why, is time for me to plan something for myself.

I planned to further my studies and for sure it either part time or weekend class. I need to continue to work ( me dun eat nvm, my car's loan need to be paid back..haiz). Still thinking what the fucking course I should pursue, this not ok, that not suitable ....haiz..MBA??? WAH...need to read a lot wor...SIENZ.... Master Finance?? what is finance??? Master in Engineering?? WAH.... AGAIN meh??

Another reason for me to continue study is, last time my mom had told me to continue to study and with the knowledge we have we will increase our value. And that is true too, with the qualification I will never starve to death (and eat sand at the end of the month)...

Hope in future 0.5 years i had planned everything and go on with my plan...**cross fingers**. So you guys got any recommendation on what to study?

p/s: As an alternative plan, i still continue to buy toto ..HAHAHA

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

What to do, if dog constipation???

Me now helping my uncle taking care his two dogs (Vege breed) HAHAHA....my uncle n his family go holiday. So as a good nephew, need to take care his house n his dogs. Ok, when i walk the dog, i discovered that the dog cannot come out with SHIT...Many times he attempted to do so but unfortunately he failed.... He like walk 2 steps then in shitting position then cannot then walk 2 steps again....

So any professional advice? I saw it also feel susah for both of them...haiz....

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

"YOU FUCKER"

"YOU FUCKER" this is what i being scolded by a project manager...Besides this, still got many others teasing words..lazy to think back...

I being scolded because doing my job... He keep repeating the FUCK, FUCKER, FUCKING, BALLS, LANCAU, GO TO HELL... That i dunno why the hell he FUCKING me, totally speechless that moment, the phone on for few minutes to hear him BARK, after finish bark then he cut off the line. THEN a moment later, he called again n keep BARKING for few minutes then cut off again. HAIZ....Later, another guys called me and explained to me what the FUCK happened..that dumb Project Manager thought i delaying his work, in the end he found out that me only doing my job...

But all the FUCKING words still in my mind, his FUCKING words made me fucking down till just now. Me went to RPM class just my n keep pedelling till my groin also pain...after that class fucking tired, then back home, during my drive home..All the Moodless seems gone, then my mind come with one words "FUCK YOU NO TIME" (Endorphins really works).

This incident only sparked my inner fire... I will remember one words " Kuan zi po sau, 10 lian mei mann" (gentlement revenge never too late)...HAHAHAHA

p/s: this incident also teach me never bark before analysed......

Monday, December 14, 2009

A Christmas Carol movie Review

Last weekend went back to Kampar on Friday evening after watching Storm Warrior. Thought not many of my friends will be at Kampar eventually many turn up i.e Mr Leong, Mr. Neoh, Ms Jackie, Ms Chong, Ms Cheow. They all planned to watch 2012 at Kinta City at first, i thought since that a nice show is ok to watch it second times. BUT WTF, after 1 month in the screen, that movie totally SOLD OUT. Not only that, Storm Warrior, Princess n Frog are freaking SOLD OUT. Around 4pm most of the ticket for every movie almost SOLD OUT. **i think Building a NEW cinema hall will be a good business opportunity at there..**



Ok, luckily we still manage to get A Christmas Carol tickets. Arrived there around 230pm, need to wait till 530pm for the show...GOSH, 3 hours to kill before entering cinema. As usual, walk around n talk from constipation to period **thanks to dr. neoh, ms chong, ms cheow n ms jackie's info** After the informative sessions with the professionals already 5 something straight ahead to the cinema hall.. FUCKing CROWDED..

And goes the movie synopsis:





Ebenezer Scrooge, a bitter and miserly old moneylender, holds everything that embodies the joys and spirit of Christmas in contempt, keeping to himself and being nasty to people. Scrooge's buisness partner Jacob Marley has died and Scrooge is paying a man for his coffin. He pays him a very small amount and leaves. He walks throughout Victorian England, and as he passes people by everyone becomes quiet and frightend. He walks into his place of buisness and slams the door shut.

Seven Christmas Eve's later, he is still as bitter as he was before. He has an employee named Cratchit who is very poor and can barley afford food for his family. Scrooges nephew walks into the shop and asks to join him for dinner at his house, scrooge gives him an unfriendly christmas hum-bug and tells him to leave. Closing time comes and Cratchit leaves. Scrooge closes up shop and goes home.

That night, Scrooge is visited by the ghost of his former business partner, Jacob Marley, who is now forced to spend his afterlife carrying heavy chains forged from his own greedy ways. Scrooge looks out the window and sees many more ghosts suffering the same fate. Marley warns Scrooge that he will suffer an even worse fate if he doesn't repent, and foretells that he will be haunted by three spirits that will help guide him.
(for more, pls visit here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1067106/synopsis)

Here my summary:
Erm..i really dunno why many parents bring along their child to watch this movie...not sure that the little one will understand it??? Maybe this is Disney's production...

This movie is quite boring, BUT is meaningful. The main theme this movie trying to show "Sharing and Caring" and try not to be so selfish (if i'm not wrong). That true, life is short, we should try to enjoy every moment we have, and also cherish every moment with had. Sometimes, money not everything (but it needed in everything haiz).

Quoted from Cai Kau: " HOW MANY 10 YEARS WE HAVE, WE MUST ENJOY EVERY MOMENT"

My overall review: 6.5/10

p/s: Mr Leong, pls do not USE your HANDPHONE while watching movie...YOU DISTURB ME SLEEPING...hahaha

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Monopoly City

Last weekend, my sister saw monopoly board game, she excited with it....so she decided to buy it and then she said it with be my birthday present cum Christmas present....you see, she want to play then buy it ask a present, so smart...



After bought if for one week then only play it...Whoa, that a long game..almost 2.5 hours. Shit.... i was the earlier to bankrupt...DIU... Lose to my sis n Ms Pan.



This monopoly city is same as the online game, every rules and the auction process is the same. And you also can built some sewerage plant near the building they built to decrease the value of the building...Interesting game, although this game consume a lot of time.

So anyone interested to play?

p/s: i spent almost 30 min to read the instruction to play...cause so many new things...haha.. and i will REVENGE for it Ms. PAN..

Friday, December 11, 2009

Storm Warrior 2 Review

Since today Friday, is a public holiday for Selangor State planned to back kampar and before i back i went for a movie, Storm warrior at Tropicana Mall. Erm, cinema not that crowded manage to get quite a good seat even bough the tickets at last minute. Due to long queue at the drinks counter, get into the cinema LATE 5 min, miss out some part.




Here the synopsis of the movie: (from GSC)





Japanese evil warlord Lord Godless desired to conquer China. He imprisoned a large number of martial artists and tried to make them subjugate. Among the prisoners were Cloud and the martial arts elder statesman Nameless. Wind came to the rescue. The trio was badly wounded by Lord Godless's evil martial arts attack. Chu Chu was also knocked out when she blocked Cloud from Lord Godless's strike. The remaining martial artists sacrificed their lives to save the trio, in the hope that the trio would beat Lord Godless one day and save the country.

Chu Chu was badly wounded and stayed unconscious. Cloud was filled with remorse and vowed to take revenge. Wind chose to take the evil way to quickly boost up his martial arts skills, so that he could protect the people. During his training, he met the girl who changed his life, Dream. Meanwhile, the troop of Lord Godless came to attack. Wind's training was interrupted when he tried to save Dream from Lord Godless's assault. After some killings, Wind ran away and disappeared...

Lord Godless took The Emperor in captivity and stationed his troops in Heaven Cave. Cloud arrived alone and started a combat with Lord Godless. Lord Godless had the upper hand. In the meantime, the half-evil Wind appeared and joined the battle. During the fight, they inadvertently discovered the secret of the sovereign. The real intention of Lord Godless's invasion was related to an ancient tomb, a forbidden ground buried with the Royal family's secret. The truth was finally revealed.

Here's my summary:

Erm, how do i say about this movie. Since i not following Storm Warrior comic so i not sure about the story of this movie, but i felt that watching this storm warrior will be more exciting if we know the original flow of the comic. Cause i dunno why suddenly got this character and what their connection...

About the movie, there are a lot of Special Effect...But the effect made this movie more nice. The martial art choreographed not that nice..they fighting not into expectation, cause i felt that their fighting got a little fake..maybe cannot feel the power of each punch. (Whoa, comment like professional...hahaha) This show almost 2 hours...Overall not bad not bad....

My overall review: 7/10

p/s: I can said that the most interesting part of fighting scenes had been shown in Storm Warrior Trailer...HAHAHA

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tale of BMW525i

BMW525i is one of the dream car i always wanted to have it ( still got many other luxury i dream of) but BMW525i is different. I going to tell you why BMW525i is different for me, here the story:



Among 3 siblings, i spent the most time with my dad, i mean like talking and eating together, not that my sis n bro did have bond with my dad is just that i still studying and got a lot of holiday so i more often at my hometown. Back to 3 years ago, which around 2006 where i had my internship done in kampar. Since i doing my intern at my hometown i mostly find my dad lunch go out lunch.

One day like normal go to lunch, he likes to go to one restaurant at Taman Bandar Baru. After we parked the car, we saw a brand new BMW525i, metallic black...SUPER COOL!!! Then i ask my dad " Lou dou, leng mo (dad, nice or not this car)".. He answered " Haha....Kan hai Leng la....(haha..SURE nice la...)". I said this " Lou dou, yu goh wo fatt jor tat yat deng mai bei lei jar (Dad, if i rich dy sure buy this car for you drive)". My dad with smiling face said this " Cheh, tim gai wo yu lei mai, wo yau 8488 (Cheh, why need to buy..I got my 8488 (my dad's car))

He continued with this " Jo yan ng sai jar leng je geh.....jui gan you gau yung (No need to drive nice car...enuf money to use n spend can dy )". After that we like normal had our lunch.....

That my tale of the BMW525i...And till now i will try my best to buy the BMW525i for him but very difficult to find ppl to make a paper BMW cause most of them only know how to Mercedes only...haiz...Hope i can find one...HAHAHA


p/s: Dad, i'm not greedy, just give me win this weekend 6/52 second prize, i will burn you BMW525i or BMW M5 also can...PLS!!!!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

If you can choose again what will you want to major in?

Today i heard from my cousins that they ended their SPM paper dy. And they gonna have their long holiday before further their studies....

Then today while i was in the toilet doing my business...i wondering what will i choose to work AGAIN..MUAHAHAHA...


Specialist Doctor major in gynecologist?? NO, I WON'T.. after hearing doctor neoh's story it make me realized that Doctor is hospital buruh kasar.....Even worst is that gynecologist is pity (for men) where men tend to find happiness from the hole while he looking problem in that hole...haiz....


Civil Engineer?? NO la....i working it now...don;t find it any interesting...And i advised to the younger ones, please think x 30 before you want to work as civil engineer. If not you find that your life will be either beam slab or column for the first few years...


Teacher??? Erm...this job nice, when school holiday can holiday..nice nice... But this job not suitable for me, cause this job is too MULIA... If i face some kinky students i sure will the four letter words to curse from their grandparents to his grandchildren...

Lawyer??? Same with about la..if lose in argument sure curse the judge "YOU ALL FAMILY DIE!!!"....and also me not good in memorizing all those clause and bylaw....


Police??? this nice....sit in the car, drive drive...always NANTI ANTI-Rasuah....But my mom said that "Good son cannot be army (police)" so this cannot be my choice..

Write "Ma Pui"??? This one also good wor...only work on tuesday, wednesday, saturday and sunday ..... But if kena tangkap need to wash punggung and sit at sungai buloh...


Chinese Funeral Priest (La mo lou)??? This one also not bad...work occasionally when people die...Good too...ppl never knw what you singing so sing wrongly also no ppl knw...goood good... But i dunno chinese...haiz.,..

What....think back also don't to work as.....But one think i can tell you, i will continue to study n fail, study n fail then i can prolong my STUDENT LIFE LA...HAHAHAHAHA

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Jump (跳出去) movie review

I went watch Jump (跳出去) last friday, 1130pm show....This show only screen in small cinema hall but the hall is quite full, luckily bought the tickets earlier through maybank2u...



The movie is about a naive farm girl's life changes, after becoming a media sensation for perfecting her own hip-hop martial arts dancing style. This story is original by Stephen Chow but directed by Stephen Fung.




like most of the movie, kiss kiss must have...


kung fu in hip hop....

Here my own summary:
I really got a high expectation on this movie before i watched it. And the outcome is no as i expected. First, the cast of this movie is 95% is from China so they speak mandarin but this is a cantonese movie so the whole movie is not their own voices and you can see that their mouth movement not same with the dialogue, no SYIOK already. I though i can laugh throughout the whole movie tim but this is no a comedy movie like Stephen Chow previous movie. If you want to catergorize it into dance movie also not, only got few part got dance. But this movie is something like struggle for your own dreams and naive life make things better.....

So my overall review: 6.0/10

p/s: During this movie, a guy sit beside Ms Pan is pathetic.... His laugh GILA, little thing LAUGH KUAT KUAT...little thing LAUGH KUAT KUAT ....aiyoh...kacau orang...

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Will you Donate to them?

Today, i went SHOPPING with Ms Pan.. This time nice, i din suffer throughout this shopping session cause I got PSP to play..HAHAHA (my brother borrow me again) she went into the shop then i continue play...SYIOK...

Ok, after playing quite awhile i walk around then suddenly a young teenager girl come toward me and start talk this:

Girl: Mister, can i talk to you for awhile, don't worry, i not selling things...
Me: Ok...
Girl: Ok, Mister i come from XXXX rumah orang cacat from Ipoh, here is my identification card...i come here as a volunteer for that rumah orang cacat to collect fund to buy "lazy man" chair for that house.
Me: Ok....
Girl: We only need RM 35 from mister to help the house....
Me: (me geleng my head)
Girl: If mister don't want to give RM35, mister can donate RM20 (she continue with her theory why you need to donate to her)
Me: (me continue geleng my head...)
Girl: Mister, if RM20 cannot RM 10 also can.....
Me: (me still continue geleng my head)
At that moment, the smiling face girl turned her face into black color....then she continue asking this
Girl: Mister, why you don't want to donate LE!!!
Me: (me gelenging my kepala and walked away.... and act like nothing happened)

It happened to me many times, got various kind of things to donate i.e. pampers, milk powder, chair..and more .
And I always got this same question in my mind each time they ask me ARE THEY REAL!!!

Ok, i not try to said that everyone asking for donation is fake but i remembered that i read a articles saying that the charity house really issue the authority to them to ask for donation but every donation they make they will get a part of it... something like this the charity house get 40% while the so-called volunteer get 60%.

So till now i still don't believe they really a warm hearted volunteer.....

p/s: i had promised myself that if i WIN Lottery...i will donate 20% of the winning sum to do charity...i still holding to it....so PLS DEAR CHOI SUN(god of wealth) let me win some la.....

Thursday, December 3, 2009

My experience with BTN

I think more than 3 years ago, due to activity in UM, i need to attend some BTN (Biro TataNegara) course. The camp i went is located at Kuala Kangsar, deep into the jungle. Ok, at first i dunno what the hell that BTN is all about.

First they talk about malaysia history...talk talk communist talk talk then merdeka ...then talk talk chinese pulak. Then started to talk about rubbish, you knw what they said about chinese " Kaum cina telah pun diberi peluang untuk tinggal di malaysia dan diberi kewarganegaraan, Tapi mereka pula mahu lebih, mahu itu mahu ini, mahu mansuhkan hak keisitimewaan kaum melayu... Kaum cina haruslah berasa syukur kerana diberi peluang untuk terus tinggal di Malaysia. Jangan lagi minta."and continue all the rubbish...

At that moment, in my mind is like "WHAT THE FUCK". After independent for 50++ years yet that kind of mentallity still haunting they all. I believed that till now the younger one also brainwash with those words . FUCK..That course is a compulsory for most of the government servant who want to get promoted. And lately, BTN course had been stirred up by some state and banning their civil servants to attend that course.

Come back to the big QUESTION " CAn 1MALAYSIA be achieved? HAIZ........

p/s: i not trying to spark some issue here, i just telling what i listen before.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

A Weekend at Mount Taiping

Last weekend, me n the Phung's all went to Mt. Taiping to House Tomb warming..cause already 100 days (approximately) my grandpa met with Jade Emperor (chinese culture). Start driving early morning 630am..arrived there around 8am, driving very fast.....

Here the nice morning......


Fresh air....and peaceful.....

Around 9am, all the Phung's started to get busy preparing the ceremony....and this is me also act very busy...HAHAHA


no play play ok...got mercun also......

After the ceremony, is PICNIC TIME....eat eat eat, from chau siew pau to roasted pork...nice n yummy....then rush back to kampar to finish the ceremony.....

Life and death are just part of our life that we need to face it. We never know what will happened tomorrow so just enjoy every moment we have now. LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLNESS so tomorrow i gonna bang some ah gua, must try it before mati ...HAHAHA

p/s: Hope i dun get any summons cause of speeding la...haiz....