Monday, November 30, 2009

I’m a Sherlock Holmes in the Making

Nuffnang is throwing out some contest to give away some premiere movie passes. Click here to find out more. Ok, all i need to do now is to locate this picture in 2 blogs.



Before i finished reading their contest content, in my thought i said "Diu lo, how to locate ar? MILLIONS of blog le.....". After awhile continue reading the whole things then only find out that, they already have the clue..even a budak 8 years old can locate them...Where the clue is :
a) The Land of Cheeser Dot Com (mix it a little to find the answer)
b) KYCakap Dot Com (a little translation might help)

If you dunno what they talking about you even can google them......if you still dunno or lazy to find about it...u can just click others entries and look at their blog entries then you will know...

For my deep search and anaylsis on the clue that given, the result shown this:

1. located at cheesie.com (for those who not phobia with pink color)


i found it ...

Then i run an analysis on that....result shown below...



2. Another mysterious picture i found it at kyspeak.com (for those who is not hungry at this moment)


Found it at kyspeak.com

The result as below:



That all from me....enjoy.....

p/s: month end dy...start to suffer AGAIN!!!


Friday, November 27, 2009

Ninja Assassin Review

Last Tuesday went to Mid Valley watched Ninja Assassin starred by Rain (korean pop star), get the tickets from Nuffnang.. Thanks



Ok, i not a big fans of Rain. But got free movie sure watch de ma...Here the movie sypnosis:

Raizo (Rain) is one of the deadliest assassins in the world. Taken from the streets as a child, he was transformed into a trained killer by the Ozunu Clan, a secret society whose very existence is considered a myth. But haunted by the merciless execution of his friend by the Clan, Raizo breaks free from them…and vanishes. Now he waits, preparing to exact his revenge.

In Berlin, Europol agent Mika Coretti (Naomie Harris) has stumbled upon a money trail linking several political murders to an underground network of untraceable assassins from the Far East. Defying the orders of her superior, Ryan Maslow (Ben Miles), Mika digs into top secret agency files to learn the truth behind the murders. Her investigation makes her a target, and the Ozunu Clan sends a team of killers, led by the lethal Takeshi (Rick Yune), to silence her forever. Raizo saves Mika from her attackers, but he knows that the Clan will not rest until they are both eliminated.

Now, entangled in a deadly game of cat and mouse through the streets of Europe, Raizo and Mika must trust one another if they hope to survive…and finally bring down the elusive Ozunu Clan.





Here are my summary of this movie:
I can tell that this is a short movie...ended around 1h30min. The rhythm of this movie seems like very fast...everything in hurry...I can tell you that, Rain got fucking awesome body tone **envy**..The fighting screen quite many too... my rating for is movie is SO-SO

My overall rating: 6/10

p/s: kawan -kawan sekalian, i will going kampar few hours later, so dun miss me ok,....i will try to update my blog at kpr IF can ONLINE.....Today i fucking no mood to work cause keeping thinking to back kampar...HAHAHA...Mummy, i coming BACK...

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Nail on a piece of wood.

I remember i get this story from one of my friend who write to his friend. The story goes like this, for me it quite true.

A relationship, friendship are just like a piece of wood. The more closer your friendship means your wood is bigger. But every words or actions that we hurt our friends or parents are just like hammering a nail into the piece of wood. The more we hurt, the more nail we have on it. And apologizing to them is just like taking out the nails from the wood. But although we removed the nails, the hole/scars will remained forever. So treasure your friends, parents, loves one more... never try to put nail to them.

For me, i have hammered huge number of nails into my friends, especially those who always appeared and be headline of blog. But i never worry, cause i worked in construction field and i got a lot of wood filler (used to fill back the hole in the wood). SO FRENS, I GONNA CONTINUE do the hammering work lo...HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Beware for those who like to put their hand out of the car's window!!!

This is a true incident. 10 years ago, my dad was hospitalized due to back problem. There was a young guy same ward with my dad. That guy gone his right arm, the WHOLE ARM. I asked my dad what happened to that guy.

Here the story, that guy was driving somewhere ulu near ipoh. It was night and that guy was smoking, normally they put their hand holding the cigarette outside the car. Suddenly a lorry from another direction passed him, and he remembered go some sound coming from behind too. After awhile when he try to get another puff, he noticed that his right arm not with him. Before that he felt no pain..At that him only he noticed he lost his right arm and started to feel the pain. Luckily he managed to call the ambulance himself and the hospital staff told him that they found his arm 5 km away from the place he noticed that he loss his arm.

So dear driver cum smoker, please becareful when you trying to put your arm outside our car if unlucky your arm maybe be the stray dogs supper. BECAREFUL...and also the children head too...


even worst...got eaten by crocs....

HAHA..enjoy

p/s: is kinda upset if you loss your right arm, cause you maybe need to start learn how to masturbate with the other hand...HAHAHAHA

Monday, November 23, 2009

My another ART experience!!

Last week, Ms Pan purposely went to 1U to buy a performance tickets " Hand Percussion - Dreams In November" Saturday 300pm at KL Pac . Since my Ms Pan so keen wanna to go to watch the show, and as A GOOD Boyfriend sure will accompany her.



Ok, arrived there around 3pm luckily the show haven;t start that time. (For those want to knw more about Hand Percussion Team can visit this http://www.hands.com.my/english/index.html , sorry i can't extract from there).

Before i went there, i asked Ms Pan what is this show all about and she cannot answer me. Ok fine, i go watch try to get understand what the show all about. But even after the show, i still dunno what the show all about. SHIT, 2 things only.. either i am a fucking-not-an-ART-person or i slept the whole show. Don't worry, i won't criticize the show cause i dun understand so how to criticize ..HAHAHA...Maybe i more to a science person explanation for everythings.

Luckily that show got some drums and music instruments played to keep me AWAKE..if not i really will snoring throughout the whole show...Sorry, i no photo cause all is copyright, if you want to see some photo can try to look it in facebook.

p/s: The most funny is that, i asked Ms Pan why like this or what that means, she answered me " I DON'T KNOW"...HAHAHAHA, she claimed herself art person...

Sunday, November 22, 2009

How long you want to ERECT?

I got a friend, Ms. Tomato (sorry, i cannot reveal here identity here cause she said if i link her with this she will kill my father mother and burn my flat) very interested friend. When she is around we sure gain a lot of information about PILL.

Before i met her, i only know though that only have Viagra to help erection. But i after got the information from Ms. Tomato, she said that Viagra can help men to get Erect or effect for 4 hours while Cialis (the pill she always talk) can erect for 36 hours.


viagra


cialis

Friend 36 hours of effect (1 and a half day), means after you took the pills, you can erect anytime in that 36 hours. Something like this happened...


your undies will be unfit or tight for 36 hours



erection in working pants



this will happened

But try to not eat cialis when u will in a swimming suit or trunk if not this will happened



enjoy...hahahaha

p/s: Hwee Wen Tomato, no ppl knw who are you now....nice...when you wanna give me some sample of cialis???

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Photoshop Newbie...

Lately i brushing up my photoshop touch up effect...HAHAHA, if you notice, the picture i uploaded lately are much nice or better than previous rite..HAHA.. I edit the photo till I addicted in it.. The photoshop can do so many miracle things, from refine to make over the whole picture....But still learning, all my source are from internet GOOGLING....Hope you enjoy my photoshop picture...Enjoy...

Here some of my new product...all good words are welcome...hehe (if i see got any bad comment, i will blast their bleedy head to the wall n let all your brain flowout like Taufu fa...HAHAHA)


LEng MO???

HAHAHA

p/s: Now try something new n fun....will post later

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

If I’m a STORM WARRIOR

Finally, after 10 years time, Storm Warrior have sequence dy... Still lead by same actors. And nuffnang is throwing out some contest to watch this Storm Warrior 2 , 1 day earlier. Click here to see. Other than that, GSC-EON Bank have also some mini contest in this website, www.gsc-eonbankcard.com mayb you might win ourself tickets or other merchandise.





Here the GSC-Eon bank contest...should have a look

Here is how i looked like if i am storm warrior:


this not me..this is Cloud


this neither....this is Wind


HAha...this is me....


if this movie can go till 12 episode, then i should be the leading actor dy lo...

You guys must ask, why dun have sword de? Since me so advance dy, must put somewhere else.


Pls dun misunderstand, i not scratching my balls, i just taking out my weapon.....

This is where i put my weapon, with this way, the opponent won't knw what our weapon....

the ultimate good sword...normal lo...
Then....


M16-rifle...must have it..later got many many people attack then will be handful...


Nice.....

Follow with this....


Rocket Launcher......


Blow his ass off.....



sure will hide some hand grenade la....bommmmm his balls off too


This also important weapon


Durian....can throw at the opponent and the smell can distract him....and also in case you hungry also can help ....

Now, the SECRET WEAPON......


This is the secret weapon, every warrior should have secret weapon....this weapon is to throw at our opponent...if he get hit...then something like this


The head become COW head
(sorry, i dun wan to use pig head cause not halal)


That all my from this...enjoy.....

p/s: got...when i asked my gf to help me take the picture...she said me BIN TAI(gila) with the post...gosh......@$#%$^%#&




Sunday, November 15, 2009

Howling at the New Moon

About my thought on Twilight movie, last time i don't know what this movie all about before i watched it, i thought maybe just some same lousy Love movie. Eh, but after watched for 15min, started to enjoy the movie cause all this movie is about Vampire.



For this Twilight saga, actually i don't know how the sequence of this story goes cause i never READ (somehow this Twilight got 4 sequence and each book is FU*KING thick..GOSH) so it is better that i only watch the movie.

I like this Twilight saga cause i want to know/ study more on Western Vampire with Eastern (Chinese Vampire), they are very different. Western vampire only can run walk talk dun afraid sunlight while eastern only can jump can be stop by using paper stick to their head. Plus in this twilight sequence got a additional wolfman, i bet it will be more interesting. If i am the writer of Twilight i will put something like this:-


This should be awesome.....

Saturday, November 14, 2009

My little Hobby

Everyone have their own hobby, i have too...Please my fren is not watching PORNO ok...My hobby is collecting key chain. Although not very active in doing it, yet still can consider a little hobby la.. Here my collections, ya i know very small amount only...


This Is It.... My little collection...


Beijing Olympic Mascot


Hong Kong's ...


this one is campur campur...


This is my favorite.. (from my dad n mom)

Every piece of them have their own story. When I went to visit some place, i try to look for the landmark key chain. Most of the key chains are gifts from my parents, brother sister and of coz my friends...Thank ya..

p/s: About the porno things ar....i do collect too...HAHAHA

Friday, November 13, 2009

World SMARTEST PERSON....

According an article in The Star Publication on 12 Nov 2009, "Women with bigger breasts found to be smarter".

A STUDY conducted in the United States showed that women with big breasts are not necessarily less intelligent than those who are less endowed.

Quoting a Singapore newspaper article, Sin Chew Daily said women with bigger breasts were found to be smarter instead.

It said the study was conducted in Chicago to find out whether the size of a woman’s bust affected her brain power.

Click here to read it..


Then the person below should be one of the WORLD SMARTEST PERSON....


This is Smart


She is SMARTER....

GOSH......

p/s: those boobs look scary for me.....if dropped 20 cent into the cleavage, i bet you cannot find it....

Thursday, November 12, 2009

2012- A MUST WATCH!!!

Yesterday watched 2012 at Cathay Cineplex, get the tickets from nuffnang blog contest, here my winning entry.Thanks for the tickets. Arrived there around 9pm, quick quick collect the tickets, only manage to get row "K", which is the second row from screen..haiz...thought no body will collect that early la. Around 930 waiting to go in dy, this time premiere is different, cause no camera phone, PDA, laptop, camera are not allowed to bring in . All the gadgets need to be safe keep at the booth there. The security check is more tight than CONCERT le...haiz... MAT LAN FAN...then waited another 30 min in the hall before the show starts.....



Here some sypnosis of the movie (from nuffnang site):

According to the Mayan calendar, the world will come to an end on December 21, 2012. When a global cataclysm thrusts the world into chaos, divorced writer and father Jackson Curtis (John Cusack) uses his knowledge of the ancient prophecies to ensure that the human race is not completely wiped out.





Here my summary:

GO AND WATCH THIS MOVIE TOMORROW...You will never regret it, watch it in the cinema not SS2 pirate DVD. For me, this movie had crawled 1st spot in Disaster Movie category, overtake Armageddon(1998).

This movie don't have boring or not interesting scene, every scene is FUCKING "GAN JIONG"..even from starting.. Althought i sat 2nd row from the scene, i never felt necksore or whatever cause focusing into the movie dy... For me, even Megan Fox's cleavage cannot par with this movie.. HAHAHA...

Don't worry, i not gonna spoilt ur movie by story out the interesting scene in this movie .... Wait no more...go watch it.



My overall rating: 9.5 /10
(the 0.5 deduction due to some poor computer graphic....but still a SUPER cool movie)

p/s: The movie ended around 1245 am, all ppl rush to counter to take the phone which deposited at there earlier...Luckily i managed to get the phone before crowded, back home around 110am sleep around 130am..WAH...but WORTH it...

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Have you ever tried that your shit already at the exit and you follow a turtle speed car....

Last Saturday, while i having dinner around Jalan 222 with Ms Pan to have my favourite Hokkien Mee at there..Suddenly perut sudah sakit, started only pinching pain.. the pain grew to something make you wanna BERAK...But i not used to OUTSIDE toilet le, and thought can TAHAN till back home only do the BIG Business, still can maintain the berak inside...

Wanna drive as possible to get back to home, and based on my calculation...i can make it if i can maintain my driving speed....The nightmare began, i follow few cars drove with makan angin speed..DIU LA... Overtook on, another one ahead...SHIT LO..REALLY SHIT THAT TIME...Shit almost at the exit dy..No CHOICE but nearest petrol station..luckily ada Caltex nearby...Without doubt, rush to the toilet as soon as i out from the car....


BOOM......RELIEVED....

All seems to be on time, if not i think i need to get new pants..HAHAHAHA

p/s: so next time better drive faster, ppl behind you might rush to BERAK...hahaha... but be sure is SAFE..

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Jennifer's Body Review & PLS DON'T EAT DURIAN BEFORE ENTER CINEMA!!!

Yesterday (Saturday) i watched Jennifer's Body at Tropicana Mall. I watched it afternoon means i watched it alone cause Ms Pan working at that time..HAHAHA, before i had the movie, i went for a hair cut, X-Cut, located at Basement 1 of Tropicana Mall. Actually, my 1st intention was only had a hair cut ( cause my Bro fuck me no time, so i go pay somebody else to have a hair cut), but after the haircut suddenly wanna go to have a movie and suddenly got that show during that time although late 10 min..




Here some short synopsis i get from http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/store/movies/synopsis/0,,4483898,00.html :

Demon possession, devilish cheerleaders, and Satanic rock stars are all on the chopping block with this horror comedy from the production team behind Juno. Screenwriter Diablo Cody provides the script, with producing duties handled by Jason Reitman and Dan Dubiecki. The story centers on an impish high-school student (Amanda Seyfried) who has to protect her town against her best friend, Jennifer (Megan Fox), who after being bedeviled by an evil rock band, develops a taste for human flesh.

Here my summary:
Flow of the story is like normal movie, not really have a really big twist...I think things that made this movie hot is Megan Fox.. Although she's a evil in this movie, she STILL hot...But i still worth to watch it at cinema, the sound effect really give u a jump and watching Megan Fox's cleveage in the big screen worth it...really worth it...HAHAHA








Ok, this scene nvr appear in the movie, just wanna show to my fren GAYLOU only...hahaha, he loved it

During this movie, SOME FUCKING moron burped and smelled durian ..REALLY A FUCKER, kinda fucking DISGUSTING and ANNOYING..really an ASSHOLE....he did it few times, not once...FEW TIMES, plus some smoke smell...GOSH..even worst then toilet le, toilet only need to suffer few minutes, but in the cinema need to SUFFER the WHOLE MOVIE LE....REALLY a POKKAI Guy...haiz


My overall rating: 7 /10