Monday, August 31, 2009

Farewell Grandpa...

In less than 2 years, 3 members of my big family had left. There are the one who watch me grew up and they are the one i watched their hair turn grey even white. In less than 100 days from the last funeral, here another again. Even before the sorrowness gone , even before the scar healed and here another departure.

Grandpa, you shall be in my and our memory forever....Farewell...

My Date...

2 weeks ago, wHen to Cafe Simply Fusion at Jaya 1 for dinner ... Just a normal dinner set which come with a dessert, A Cheese Cake..although seldom eat cheese cake and since it is together with the set. This how the cheese cake,


taste quite nice...lemon + cheese..

Ok, the most interesting part is not bout the cheese cake and how it tasted but is what happened next...

Then i try to sculpture something like this to make her happy ...


Lovely rite...

Then show it to my gf...I tot i must be very touching ....This is her reaction...


THIS IS HER REACTION!!! WTF

This reaction + her respond which like this " Dau Kei (Childish)"....This is my love story, touching right??

Saturday, August 29, 2009

No need to SCARE during Hungry GHOST Festival (edited)

Mom always said that during Hungry Ghost Festival which is on the 14th of 7th Lunar Month better stay at home rather than go out, worried that will bang or crash or touch or disturb the "spirit". To keep oneself home save from evil spirit from entering their home, they putting many holy items in front of their house. Something like below..


BaGua..very common


Garlic ..not bad, wen not enuf during cooking can use it


For christian, this will do...


Chili, this very rare but still got ppl putting it to ward off evil spirit ..


Some also putting buddha pic in front for the same reason...




Talisman & Sword ...even Chinese Vampire also scare it..


Bible not put in front la..but inside the house...

Ok, i don't knw the effectiveness of those holy holy items, but i got one thing that sure 101% can protect you and your house being invaded by evil spirit..Due to strong aura of this sacred holy items, it is not suitable for anyone especially those with weak heart...
NOW I LIKE TO PRESENT TO YOU....


HAND OF GOD picture...

By putting it in your house front door, 101% guarantee no entities can enter your house...That why, not for faint hearted .. sometimes even a strong man cannot take the aura from this picture...

If anyone interested can contact me.....So you guys no need to worry when go out during this Hungry Ghost month...

p/s: I not sure whether God of Wealth ( choi sun) will enter your house or not if you place this picture...

THIS POST HAD BEEN EDITED DUE TO THE MARKET VALUE OF MY FRIEND, AND TOO MANY COMMENT ON "LOOKED ALIKE " GAMBAR KERETA DEPAN...THAT WHY SOME ADJUSTMENT NEED TO BE DONE...NOW I CAN SLEEP BETTER AND I CAN GET MY BOX OF MAGGIE AS THEY PROMISED EARLIER.....

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Murderer Review

Last Tuesday when for Murderer premiere screening happened at Cathay Cineplex .. This time smart a bit dy, purposely go there earlier to get the tickets because my mom always told me that " Cheap things not good, Good things not cheap" moreover a FREE things... Last 2 premiere screening, seat almost at the front row dy..this time lucky enuf to get the middle row which comfortably..



Here the synopsis la...read a bit la..

LING Kwong is a 40 year old, self-assured Chief Inspector of Police. He solved numerous difficult cases on his own, has a flawless track record, and is soon to be promoted to Superintendent of Police. Everyone sees him as the future head of the Hong Kong Police Force. Ling has a perfect family – a beautiful, gentle wife, a charming son and a posh lifestyle. In every sense, he is as enviable as he is successful.

His perfect life takes an abrupt turn when he wakes up after fainting in a dilapidated building, on one of his operations. He wakes to discover his short term memory damaged, and is more shocked to find his best colleague killed in the same building – BLOODY HOLES all over his body, mercilessly blood-let by an ELECTRIC HAND DRILL!

Ling’s colleague is the third victim of this series of “bloodletting murders”. Using the most inhuman means, this serial killer makes each victim witness his own slow death, in supreme terror and unimaginable pain! The extreme cruelty of the murders appalls even the most experienced policemen, and after each killing, the murderer simply disappears and leaves no trace at all to the clueless police.

At the height of his life, Ling encounters this most vicious murder throughout Hong Kong’s crime history. He must catch the killer at all costs and to avenge his friend’s death. But as Ling sift through the clues of the murders, he finds that all the evidences are pointing toward himself as the murderer! The deeper he tries to dig into the truth, the more suspicious he becomes!



Here the summary from me...

This is a horror movie, more bloody than ORPHAN... And Aaron Kwok hair style very "GAN JIONG", according to my fren, mr KIN WAH, ppl who comb middle line hairstyle, most probably got some mental problem (no offence ok..jus wan to share) this is how his hairstyle looked like




one of the bloody scene..


very professional...


this children very funny in this movie....damn cute



This movie also TWISTED like the ORPHAN, try no to bring the hotdog with tomato sos into the cinema when watching this movie, if not you will not have the appetiate to finish it....but Aaron Kwok acting also not bad, very KUAH JIONG.....

Overall rating: 7/10

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

My version of 7月7日

According to chinese folks myth that 7月7日 (7th July lunar month) is also a valentine day too...

The story goes like this (ok the genuine level of this story i not sure la...) with above some romantic stories between Ngau long(牛郎) with Jik Lui (織女)







Old folks version:-

Jik Lui was a beautiful and graceful goddess who weaved colorful clouds [in some versions, she weaves fabrics]. She took a bath in the river one day when she descended down onto Earth. Ngau Long was a poor farmer whose sole possession was a cow that his father left him. He caught Jik Lui bathing in the river and fell in love with her. He stole her clothes as a joke. Because he saw her naked, she had to agree to his request to marry her. Thus, the two married and fell in love. They worked together to lead a satisfying life.

However, the Jade Emperor and Heavenly Queen Mother discovered this and were furious. They made a cut in the sky to form a river (the Milky Way) to separate the heavens and Earth. Ngau Long was on one side whereas Jik Lui was on the other, forever separated. However, they took pity on the lovers and decided to allow the two of them to meet once a year on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month on a bridge composed of swallow.

Got ppl said that, during 7th lunar month most of the swallow will disappear because to make a bridge for both of them.


My version is like this:-

Due to the boreness at there, Jik Lui decided to escape from there ( lari dari rumah) to come to here...First time come here sure go clubbing lo, there is where Jik Lui and Ngau long 1st met..Diu, Ngau Long saw leng lui Jik Lui sure wanna get her lo, that Ngau Long force Jik Lui to drink till DRUNK then mai * JENG JENG JENG * (here only the story same )

However, the Jade Emperor and Heavenly Queen Mother discovered this and were furious. They made a cut in the sky to form a river (the Milky Way) to separate the heavens and Earth. Ngau Long was on one side whereas Jik Lui was on the other, forever separated. However, they took pity on the lovers and decided to allow the two of them to meet once a year on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month on a bridge composed of swallow.

How is my story??? Leng mo??

Monday, August 24, 2009

What A MONDAY!!!

Today monday, someppl said it monday blue..need to wake up early after 2 days of nice sleep... Need to work after 2 days of drama marathon.. Then SUDDENLY heard one news from BOSS saying that salary only will bank in on next week. Which means that the salary only after MERDEKA, most probably next wednesday which is 2nd of SEPTEMBER...

After hear this WTF news, only 2 things flash in my mind...
The 1st one is: WANNA SHOT HIS ASS IMMEDIATELY.....


Me this times really pokkai la tis imes...he really rob rice from begger's bowl...

And Second is: 打小人


Since this month is 7th lunar month, is a nice timing to 打小人...

Mayb my boss really wan to see me eat paper at his office le...haiz......really pok lei gor chau gai.....



Sunday, August 23, 2009

HELP!!! I tortured by someone...

Today Sunday, and i should be enjoying my holiday, yet i was tortured by someone...I was tortured physically and mentally.. I suggest to my gf to when to 1U to buy a pair of shoe since my current shoe got a hole below it...really KNN (knn for the shoe part not my gf)..,haiz..

When there around 12pm, then have brunch at there too.. after the meal start looking for my shoe, i think around 2 pm, i successfully get what i wanted dy, but now only start the NIGHTMARE (worst than the orphan movie)...I though walk awhile then go home lo..I AM DAMN WRONG, i walk walk walk till 4pm also no sign of going home, luckily i was given permission to rest awhile and buy some drinks, after a short break continue walk n walk n walk...UNTIL 630pm then only can bec home....GOSH... now my leg feel a bit cramp dy..poor little me...(i actually i kinda of shopping phobia ..)

Then i come across a clause stated in SUHAKAM (human rights commission of Malaysia):-

Click to enlarge it...i think i will be useful

I think next time i gonna rent a wheelchair dy...haiz.

I WANT TO ASK, USUALLY HOW LONG( WHAT IS THE DURATION) YOU GUYS SHOPPING??

Today at 1U happened some LAN JIAU incident, i when to Jaya Jusco to buy something then when to Parkson walk walk..suddenly when i want to go out from the PARKSON the FAHAI ALARM triggered, the Mr. Security politely ask permission to look what's inside the bag lo, then look look.. he said that the item that bought from Jusco is still with the security lock ( the grey colour one) and he said you when every shop also will trigger the alarm..Luckily the security is polite..

Then from New Wing walk back to Old Wing to get the security chip removed lo, WAH.. the Jusco staff like nothing happened din even apologize wor...LOK 7...FUCK YOU JUSCO.....



p/s: the most MALU is that items with the security chip was my GF's BRA ....HAHAHA....during this incident i was alone in the parkson dunno the security will think that the bra belonged to me or not..shit..

Saturday, August 22, 2009

You say it BEST, When you say Nothing at all

I got one fren, who were well respect of his attitude and honesty. He was once a King Scout, always do good deeds and have many good records yet everything fact the pointed out seems right most the time. Most of the frens also agreed that he is a Mr. Good MAN. And he is Mr. C.T. Tan .......



Unfortunately, last weekend, my fren booze off....He 70% drunk yet he still conscious..and same incident happened again..HE START TALKING BULLSHIT....CAKAP CAKAP CAKAP... non-stop..





The worst that he start talking something "UNRATED" things with my GF there (the content i canot dispose here, unrated...)...Nice one, theng....After this incident, my gf have a concept in her thinking dy, wer

THENG = PERVERT
PERVERT = Bad egg
Bad egg = Naughty
Naughty = Don't go near so much!!!

And here an advice, try to shut up when you knw that u are drunk if not then really shit on pants....

p/s: thanks to mr. KK lim, our engineer cum model cum masseur for get thing mr theng booze off...and theng from now i think i wont able to visit you in singapore since i unable to get my visa approved by my GF..THANKS AR..

Thursday, August 20, 2009

I Don’t Want to Rest in Pieces like Final Destination

Ok, on coming September, Final Destination 4 will on screen..and since nuffnang got some contest so though of trying it lo...Since Final Destination geh, sure need to post something about it lo.. SOME FREAK ACCIDENT that can happen..


WITH HOT IRON...

Like normal, i need to iron the shirt ALL BY MYSELF ok, no people gonna mercy you and help..(sometimes even worst, need to help her to IRON too..pity me)



Then phone ringing, call from some VERY DEEP GAM CHING FREN.....



Start talking lo, all the crabs, fish, prawn, father, mother, sex organ come out dy...


this is normal starting of the conversation...

Talk so many, sure tired ma, then lay on the bed and keep on talking n talking...




comfortably in the conversation....SUDDENLY...

SUDDENLY, accidentally kicked the iron board and something bad happened...


ONE LEG KICKING....
This is what HAPPENED!!!


Hot iron ...


at KUKU BIRD AREA....

And this the reaction...


The horrified REACTION....

This is what can happen...No WORRY, my bird is ok...

That all, hope can win some tickets with this...just click here to see more about this contest...


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Orphan Movie Review- There's REALLY something wrong with Esther

Just came back from Mid valley after the premiere screening of the movie Orphan. Ok, talk bout this movie..one word " UNBELIEVABLE ". Really, before this show start though that will sleep half way of the movie, i'm DAMN wrong... I stay awake for the whole show and this movie is AWESOMELY THRILLING..yes although this movie don't have explosion here and there yet the storyline and the TWIST of this movie made it EXCITING...


Free tickets from nuffnang...Thanks oh..

NO WORRY, i won't told you how the story is, ...HAHA, i think your ticket for this show will be worthy.



Here some screenshot of this movie:-




"Happy" Family...




she so cute throughout the whole movie..

And my rating for this movie: 9.5/10


Thumbs UP...sorry la, another thumb need to press camera.

p/s: friend no worry, this movie don't have ghost...not a cerita hantu..

Monday, August 17, 2009

Congratulation my FRIENDs !!!

Wanna congratulate few of my frens and my dear who just graduated from their first degree oh..
1. My dear , Ms Pan


isn't she cute....

2. Ms Jacqueline a/p Sivaraj

UNBELIEVABLE....

3. Dr. Gynaecology Neoh


He loved spongebob...

4. Ms. Chong PY

Just ignore the mosaic ok..just wanna censor out irrelevant ppl..

5. Of coz, another Ms Chong HW

Although can't attend your convocation, need to congratz too de...




Here supported frm KAMPAR.... 1KAMPAR
(KAWAN DIDAHULUKAN, WANG DIUTAMAKAN)

p/s: Ms Chong PY and Dr. Neoh pls remember to bank in our fee ASAP (as our supporting fee, ok tq)

Saturday, August 15, 2009

UM Convocation Festival

Was a busy week for me too although i'm not attending the convocation ceremony.. It was Ms Pan, Mr. Neoh and Ms Chong BIG DAY...Ms Pan convo was on 12th Aug (Thursday) as a GOOD BOYFRIEND sure need to apply leave to attend her convo and also be cameraman and chauffeur and caretaker lo...haiz, being a GOOD BOYFRIEND not that easy le...

I think everyone should go and feel the HAPPENING UM CONVO, you can see many things that others uni may not have..like DRAGON in the convo la, lion dance la...PPL SCREAMING LA.. PPL GET THROW La..GIVE SECURITY GUARD FUCKED BECAUSE SIMPLY CROSSING THE ROAD LA...and many more too...

Here some simply photo to explain all..


Me and the dragon....

Miss Pan..Congratz oh...(she tat day no time to care bout me ...haiz)


You see...ppl get throw...


Convocation sure need some flowers ..those are from me ...hehe

To be continue....