Friday, July 31, 2009

August = DEEP SHIT!!!

Today is end of July, get my salary...Ok la, sure happy cause received salary ma, the happiness ended less than merely 4 hours , during lunch got the salary...After got money sure think where to go to pamper ownself ma, think when to buy convo's present to miss pan lo.

Until 5 pm, my DEEP SHIT started, the TOYOTA CAPITAL called me, the conversation like this:

Me: Hello...
Toyota : Can i speak to Mr Phung?
Me: Yes, speaking. ...(tot is contractor)
Toyota: Sir, i calling from Toyota Capital
Me: Ok...is regarding what ar? (I tot i won some kind of contest la..started to SONG)
Toyota: Oh, is regarding your car loan, in our system, showing that your car loan payment only until June 09, we didn't receive any payment for July
Me: HAR!!! , no way, i paid dy..(SUDDENLY FELT REALLY FUCK LO..........)
Toyota: When you paid?
Me: Somewhere early of July, never mind, let me check check 1st ok....( LOK 7 dy this time)
Toyota: Ok, you check 1st...cause our system only showing till June only
(Me then quick quick check my maybank2u see got transaction on July or not....check check ...FA HAI LO....FUCK FUCK FUCK..chau hai, really didn't pay for July)
Me: SHIT!!! Really didn't pay...
Toyota: Sir , so when do you gonna pay?
Me: I think TODAY LA!!! (CIBAI...like the loan shark )
Toyota: Ok, sir you need to pay extra XX.XX since sir late payment....
Me: OK LA ...OK LA...
Toyota: Bye...have a nice day..

REALLY KNN, every month, my bank account will almost near to RM20.00 this month also same... WHICH MEAN, I ALREADY SPENT THE CAR LOAN MONEY somewhere else...LOK 7 mo..... mean AUGUST I NEED TO PAY 2 MONTH OF CAR LOAN....

FUCK!!!!!FUCK!!!!!FUCK!!!!!

GF Convocation somemore...i think i gonna eat white rice this whole month, no need to think of Harry Potter, GI Joe, 009, eat at restaurant, back hometown... i think later i will go out n look for AH LONG's telephone number...


Hope they dun chain me ....

p/s: Fren ... help a bit la...

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

He's no a SISSY...

My fren Mr. Ting Ee Hui is not a SISSY....For those who not sure who mr.ting i saying u can refer back this post ok, i think this picture will remind you.


i think this is more clear rite...


no no...he's not gay

Please don't call him 'SISSY KING' ok...He's not althought got one time, we thought he was gay since he prefer to play dota with a bunch of male rather than go date with a girl even she move the first step. He now working at singapore now, and he always go geylang jalan-jalan that the reason the inner man-ness of himself ignited. That day, he come back from singapore, and FUCK 9 me cause calling him SISSY King.

So from now on don't call him SISSY King or SISSY Ting but call him MANDOM Ting....


U see....bukan main main..


Our Future MANDOM Ting


No worry, i already produced august issue...

PLEASE don't call him SISSY anymore....

p/s: Ee hui, this post leng mo? Treat me wen u back ..ok..sissy...

Monday, July 27, 2009

WAH....Can mo ar.!!!

Usually at the star publication website , the news about RAPE, SEX PHOTO LEAKAGE, MOLEST, and etc.. Will be the most read news and today got one news that the wife wanna divorce because her husband asked her for sex more than 10 times a day...10 TIMES, 10 FUCKING SESSION...Even more geng, on their wedding night, they fuck for 17 times..FUCk till his wife scare 9 him dy...

Honestly, i can't even masturbate 17 times a day...Click here for the articles



SALUTE..

Maybe that guy consumed this UBAT...

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Explosion in my OFFICE

Last Wednesday 22-7-2009, one of the fluorescent light choke EXPLODED... Happened around 6pm, though wanna back home ge la, tiba- tiba POP, whole office blackout. The main switch dropped and cannot reopen...really NIA AH SING THAT TIME... wanna back home dy, still happen this kind of thing, if happened thursday afternoon mai syok lo..can rest half day...HAHAHAHA

POP.....


Really sudah explode....

When i try to open again, i really saw some sparks coming out...luckily did't catch fire if not ar...i think can holiday 1 week lo...


Saturday, July 25, 2009

Movie Just Now...

Today i only watch the hot topic movie, TRANSFORMER: REvenge of the Fallen, 2hours 24 minutes worth the RM9/each ticket price. N megan fox in that movie....GOSH!!! AWESOME HOT especially the scene that kenny sia's blog recommended, too many things 'bouncing' cannot focus into the storyline..


Only THAT POINT...


All 'BLUR' except THOSE...

Thumbs UP....Fren, dun critic that now only i go to watch that movie la...now only free for both of us to watch that ma..wat to do...

p/s: tomolo i back hometown lo...bye bye.. check for update on sunday... n now crossing finger to dream about megan this nice...GOSH...

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

TODAY (22-7-2009) "MA BUI" result

Today magnum second prize is 5157 , and the number i gave yesterday are 0157 and 2157 please click here to see see..and here is the result :-


(Fren..click to enlarge it la...)

Siapa ada beli private 3D sudah menang dun diam diam pls.... belanja sikit...

p/s: next time, if get retrenched then can set booth under tree to give lottery number ...hehehe

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Eclipse.....


Eclipse

The solar eclipse that will take place on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 will be a total eclipse of the Sun. It will be the longest total solar eclipse of the 21st century, lasting at most 6 minutes, 58 seconds. It has sparked tourist interest in eastern China and India.(quoted from Wikipedia)

This century’s longest total solar eclipse can be observed as a partial solar eclipse in Malaysia between 8:23am and 9:48am on Wednesday. However, it would be difficult to view the phenomenon with naked eyes as only 17.8% of the sun would be obscured by the moon. (quoted from the star publication)

The Chinese and many other cultures around the world believed that eclipses occur when the sun is eaten by a giant beast, monster or dragon. (source from dunno wat site)

Things to prepare tomorrow during eclipse....DRUM



Last time, i heard some folks said that when eclipse occurred, all the people need to hit the drum or something else which make noise so that the beast which trying to eat the sun will go away..if not, the beast will TELAN the whole sun.....

Since tomorrow is wednesday and the day can buy "Ma Bui" (lottery, nombor ekor). And buy using pan malaysia pool (Ma Wui, 4D) website http://www.pmp.com.my i found out that the numbers for eclipse are - 0157 or 2157. in case you pass by the lottery counter why not try to buy those number and in case you win, please don't forget to treat me ok......good luck..

Monday, July 20, 2009

Convo's Giftes for GF?

Next month, Miss Dancer May will attend her convocation on 13th August 2009 (Thursday). As his bf must ready convocation gift for her lo... Still haven't bought anything yet...haiz. Difficult task, really KNN...But there are some in my list already:-

  1. Flower lo....this very basic..

White rose..dunno can substitute with chrysanthemum


nice rite....after convocation can use it for my dad

2. Congratulations card lo....

this one ok mo??

3. Pen.... the most useful


can sign cheque or resign letter...good good..

4. how about hello kitty bracelet....ok ma..


cute rite....i think she will love it...

5. Sexy lingerie...WOW...


But i think this gift is more to me than to her...HEHEHE

6. Worst CASE scenario.... A congratulations HANDSHAKE...the warmest gift...


A handshake and a congratulation...TRUE N PURE...

7. TITUS watch...


nice oh...but can this watch deal with RM 50.00? if got let me knw..ok even TITTUS watch also can la...same for me..


How you guys think of my list......ok ma??

p/s: Do u guys knw where to get TITTUS watch? Petaling Street got?

Friday, July 17, 2009

hell ROADTAX!!!

When a people die, their family and friends will burn many things to them like gold bar, watches, house (bungalow) , maid, tv set, money and car of coz. Normally the car is Mercedes-Benz with driver also. But did u notice that the car hav ROADTAX...

You think here only need roadtax ar, even hell there also need ROADTAX le..


Mercedes-Benz (big small eye)

U SEE...ROADTAX...

I think their roadtax should be in milions or even bilions, wah....dun think that the money u buy to ancestor is a gimme, really got usage le...if they dun pay the roadtax, mayb they will get summons from hell-traffic police..(cow head & horse face)


Horse FACE and Cow HEAD.....

But i think all the same, they always wear NANTI-RASUAH...HAHAHA

p/s: i think next time need to burn IC to my father if not later they tot he is 'illegal immigrants"



Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Ice and Toilet Bowl


Today chatting with the architect in McD during lunch, he told me that got a little girl done a research and found out that ice cube in drinks are containing more bacterial than toilet bowl...WTF!!! That my first reaction. Diu, sometimes i architect also bluff de, i back home and search in google n found this.

i quoted from that site:-

"She compared the ice used in sodas and other drinks with the water from toilet bowls in the same fast food restaurants. She was shocked by the results.

The ice served in soft drinks and other beverages at fast food restaurants had more bacteria than ice from the same restaurant's toilets! Not only that, but 70 percent of the time, the ice had more bacteria than the toilet water."


Ice cube MORE FUCK than


TOILET BOWL.....MCB!!!!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

My Convo's Trip 2008

I graduated for almost 1 year dy, and i had a convo trip with bunch of dudes. This trip was inspired by movies like "Road Trip" and "Euro Trip" where the trip suppose to have many boobs. But my convo trip end up only with DUDES.....

Ok, my convo trip only local la, no money to fly outside country, no money...no like ppl fly taiwan, bali then sarawak and also hongkong year before, ppl is a pharmacist wor..sure got duit lo..sorry la, i dun wan to put her name here la..u see urself la.

Me n my coursemate cum collegemate initially planned to have a trip around peninsular Malaysia. Wah, so lan excited when planning, this trip only got 4 ppl (Fai Cai, MokLin, KK, n me) cause got one faker who working at Singapore now, jual mahal that time, dun wanna join us for this trip. Try to click the picture below to see our initial plan.


The red line is our initial plan....GENG!!!

Our start off point was KL, that time only go to buy some groceries like water, toothpaste, toileteries and etc. MAHAI..belum start the trip me that time is already tired after buying the groceries. We hav no point where to go that day, jus buy one map book then look what place to go. Since got ONE SOHAI (KK not ah theng) canot join on the first day, then we just plan to visit from bidor to teluk batik then ipoh then back kampar stayover nite. That was our 1st day of the trip....Diu, no need to write what i see la..just roughly roughly can la...S


3 Dudes...

That the 1st DAY.....

Monday, July 13, 2009

My new Monitor....

Today i get myself a new monitor... Leng mo...Small small 32" ...HAHAHA


this gadget very light.. ithink around 8-10kg only


Geng mo??

Dunno what is gonna feel when watching Love &"ACTION" movie with 32" with only 2 feet away...WAH, canot envisage it...

p/s: thanks mom for letting me use this new monitor until this weekend.. i return back u you in one piece ...HEHE

Sunday, July 12, 2009

When "Malang tidak BerBAU"

This incident happened atlast Wednesday (8 July 09) around 330pm. I was on my way walking to DBKL building at Jln Raja Laut after i parked my car at a nearby car park. While i was walking, i suddenly tripped, i thought that the sohai pavement is not even..then continue walk lo, suddenly felt not right wor, why dragging something, then look look at my shoe...FAHAI, my shoe sole come off, that time really DIU, at the middle of the road your shoe like that. Since i need to do some submission to DBKL then i dragged my feet till there lo, MAHAI.. the ppl thought me CACAT, walk like that....DRAGGING all the walk into the city council.

After done my duty, i asked the clerk there, the conversation like this:-
Me : Kak ada tali ar?
Clerk: Tali ar....cari dulu ar... mau tali buat apa
Me: Kasut rosak...
Clerk: Oh....(She then asked her colleague got tali or not, but also din have) Sorry ar, tarak tali...
Me: Silfon tape ada ar???
Clerk: Tarak la....

Then come another clerk....
Clerk2: Dik, u mau pinjam kasut kak dan pigi jln tunku abdul rahman repair kasut kamu??
Me: Erm...boleh juga la..Manyak Sui minggu ini. Kasut kak apa size??
Clerk2: Oh, size 5
Really fuck that time, no choice, my foot with size 9 need to fit into size 5 n walk 9 to the nearby coblber, after i take her shoe n wear it, CIBAI..many ppl looking at me n close their half mouth laugh 9 me le...sigh~~~~...Paid RM 20 to repair my shoe n bec return the shoe to the Clerk2. Anyway, thanks for the kind hearted clerk with size 5 foot, without the nice offer, i think i need to drag my leg bec to car which is quite far....This how the damage looked like...



Fucking SUI....


Friday, July 10, 2009

STOP USING INSECT SPRAY!!!

There are 2 reasons :-

1. For the love towards the earth, we should stop using insect spray since the bottle spray will release some CFC (chlorofluorocarbons). Where most of CFCs are murder on the environment. Each CFC molecule is 20,000 times as efficient at trapping heat as is a molecule of CO2. So CFCs increase the greenhouse effect far out of proportion to their concentration in the air. A more immediate concern is that the chlorine released when CFC molecules break up destroys ozone molecules. (This for those who love the earth planet)



2. For the love towards your balls, (man-ness) cause a study show that the Insect spray may lower testosterone levels in men
. Environmental exposure to chlorpyrifos or its metabolite (TCPY) may be associated with reduced levels of circulating testosterone in adult men. Chlorpyrifos was one of the most common insecticides used in homes. The study found that higher levels of 1-naphthol (1N) in men’s urine are associated with decreased sperm concentration and motility and increased DNA damage in sperm cells. 1N is a breakdown product of carbaryl, a lawn and garden insecticide known as Sevin, and the compound naphthalene, which is found in cigarette smoke, diesel fuel and other combustion byproducts.

(This is for those who loves their or others SPERM)

Treasure it before is too LATE....

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Universiti Teknikal Malaysia Melaka (UTeM)

Last weekend on 28 June (sunday) i went to UTeM (diu..not me study again la..) I went there with my cousin sister la..she the one who enrol into that Uni. She was a biology student but somehow she got Electrical Engineering which is not her choice...difficult..

Anyway, from PJ to UTeM is around 148km, around 2 hours of driving. Very easy to get there, masuk sungai besi tol then exit ayer keroh tol...Wah, that uni is facking new..all the building is modern (modern if compared with UM), big (big if compared with UM), new (if compared with UM).... U see the photos.:-


Nicely painted building


Nice....





Stadium...

Aiyoh, 1st thing i saw by the time i arrived there is "WAN TAN" ...HAHAHA.. almost 60% there is like walking wan tan (which enuf to boycott wan tan mee for 1 week)... This uni "tal 9 yee", 1st you need to register in campus which take u at least 1 - 2 hours, then need to when to the hostel which located almost 5-6km from the campus...damn far le.... Oh, dun get me wrong, the hostel is outside the campus and near the town ..


gals hostel

When enter this uni, suddenly felt wanna go study again...but when to the hostel, suddenly felt DIU LO...how to study oh... one house, 2 storey need to accommodate 16 ppl (4 room, i room 4 ppl, 2 bathroom, some broken chairs n table n cupboards) U imagine, i house 2 bathrooms n with 16 gals...WAH...REALLY FUCK...Since their hostel n the campus are separated quite far, if miss the bus then realy a good excuse to skip class le..HEHEHE..
(above comments are based on personal view only, pls dun piss off ok)

Wah, if 16 guys stay in one house, really cibai lo...all i can imagine is that 300++gb of hamdai, tons of cigarette butt, many pale of unwash clothes...really lok 7 also..

After settle all the things then i went off to melaka town with Gf lo..(no choice la, went there with GF, sure need to bring her to jonker walk lo) what to do....When there walk n walk n walk then eat then walk n walk n walk then start to come bec PJ lo...(aiyoh..nothing to write about there le..so many things dunno wat to write) ...Another cibai things happened, when i try to back pj, i follow the signboard lo, then DIU lo, the cibai sohai signboard lead me to coastal road, LOK 7, i tot follow the green board will ok la..FUCK LA... luckily can connect bec to the federal road then bec to the expressway (dunno MAT 7 reason, the highway also will jam, tot got accident lo, diu...dun even got died dog le..also jam .) ...BACK HOME around 8someting...TIRED LIKE HELL...i hope next trip to there wont be sohai again ...

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Peaceful SUNDAY!!!

Another peaceful sunday...what is peaceful sunday? Peaceful sunday means a sunday that no need to do any particular things. Today my GF hang out with her colleague, that why i stay at home and can do my blog at this kind of time (usually this kind of time, i should be either 1U, curve and etc).... Yet my GF beh song me cause i dun wan to go shopping together with her today..Haiz, i also dunno why she wan me to go out with her since she is going out with her colleague, then she said that i anti social with her frens.. For me, when she shopping, i wait outside and look other leng lui around, since now she got ppl accompany her, that why i dun wan to go out, then she think me ANTI SOCIAL her fren...SPEECHLESS..

Anyway, since she went outside dy, so i do my favor... MOVIE la...HAHAHAHA...even tired also dun wan to sleep, yet keep watching watching watching...SONG AR....I think today if can mahjong even better...HAHAHA


Professional le....

p/s: in the picture, i win that game with 7 "fold"...hahaha

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Our Fren Coming Back!!!

For those who know T.Ee Hui, this fella will come back this weekend... He called me few weeks ago, but i forgot it dy..Luciky got Mr. Teoh H.S to remind me that EHui a.k.a Sissy King will back...


Long Live SISSY KING

so this coming saturday, 4 July 2009, gonna have a dinner with him at the curve, time and restaurant yet to decide.. For people who feel wanna come jus let me a msg ..need to see how many human gonna attend his so-called welcome party ( u knw la, he not many fren..later only 2 or 3 ppl come then not nice lo.., ppl now rich dy, worked at Singapore,..he come bec jus wan to show off only la...) If you guys can come then come la, give some face to him la.. ( MAYBE HE WILL TREAT YOU GUYS TOO)